October 2011
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and on that note, good night tumblr.
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Jamie Bell knows best. →
enidan:
What skill should every man have?
Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.
You do realise you’ve got another publicist standing right behind you? I don’t care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.
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my daddy’s rich and my momma’s good lookin’, hush little baby, so am I
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gobble gobble, motherfucker
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just watched scream 4 and have come to the conclusion that Wes Craven hates cinephiles.
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so I went to go get contacts a few days ago and I was having so much trouble putting them in that the optometrist wanted to put it in my eye for me to see how it felt. I sat in the chair and he held my eye open and started putting the contact in and I got all panicky and blurted out that “this is a little too clockwork orange” and he didn’t get it.
then I started imagining all...
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